Thursday, September 26, 2013

Mini Reviews: 9/26/13


Three Stars:  2010 documentary directed by Lutz Hachmeister.  The movie focuses on 10 Michelin-starred restaurants in Europe, the U.S., and Japan.  It shows the differences in how the chefs operate, how much they care about the Michelin system or don’t, the different styles of cuisine, how much they work, the different atmospheres of their restaurants and how they interact with their staff.  Sure, it’s a little slapdash and disjointed at times, but I think it was interesting and a decent effort.  If you like the PBS-style cooking shows rather than the Guy Fieri’s or Paula Deen’s of the world, maybe give it a shot.





Witness:  1985 thriller directed by Peter Weir and starring Harrison Ford, Kelly McGillis, Lukas Haas, Josef Sommer, Jan Rubes, and Danny Glover.  An eight-year old Amish boy named Samuel witnesses a murder in a Philadelphia train station.  When he identifies a police officer as the shooter, Detective John Book (Ford) knows that serious trouble is afoot.  The murderer makes an attempt on Book’s life and he realizes just how far the corruption extends, so he heads to Amish country to recuperate and hide until he can figure out his next move.  Samuel’s mother, the recently widowed Rachel, nurses him back to health – much to the chagrin of another man trying to work that angle, and to the disdain of the rest of the community.  As Rachel and Book grow closer, the danger to them both grows – it’s only a matter of time until he’s found.  Bum bum bummmmmmm!

So it’s not like I’m an authority on Amish culture, but there were a few things I took exception to.  Like the sponge bath scene.  I really doubt it.  But it’s a decent romance-y thriller, Lukas Haas is totally adorable, and we catch a few glimpses of a young Viggo Mortensen.  It’s worth checking out.




Evil Dead:  2013 horror reboot of the Evil Dead franchise produced by produced by Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, and Robert G. Tapert, directed by Fede Alvarez and starring Jane Levy, Shiloh Fernandez, Lou Taylor Pucci, Jessica Lucas, and Elizabeth Blackmore.  Mia, a recovering heroin addict, has holed up in a remote cabin in the woods with her brother David and a few friends to ride out the withdrawal process.  The situation is tense enough with Mia being sick and her family issues with David, and then they notice a nasty smell coming from the basement.  There they discover rotting animal carcasses hanging from the ceiling and a creepy looking book.  Eric (Pucci) can’t resist studying the book and testing out a translation.  Once he’s read the incantations aloud, a demon is summoned and they’re all basically fucked.

                  It seemed a decent idea:  make a classic-horror version of The Evil Dead, plus the addiction twist (is she going through withdrawal or is she possessed?), add the slick, modern cinematography and special effects . . . then it just got stupid.  It tried to bring in the campiness of the original way too late.  I think if they had gone with one or the other, it could have been successful.  Instead it’s just half-formed and lame.




Jig:  2011 documentary directed by Sue Bourne, about the Irish Dancing World Championships.  Think super serious Riverdance-style competition for 10-19 year-olds, with crazy wigs and sparkly outfits.  It follows families from various cultural and socioeconomic backgrounds, all of whom are crazily hardworking and dedicated to getting that trophy.

Do you know what “foot perfect” means?  Yeah, me neither.  Some of the finer points of the technique may be lost on you, but if you like dance documentaries then give it a try.  I really liked it, especially since not all of my favorite kids won; that made it much more realistic.  Plus OMG little kids with Irish accents!






Evil Dead 2:  1987 horror movie directed by Sam Raimi and starring Bruce Campbell, Sarah Berry, Dan Hicks, Kassie DePaiva, and Ted Raimi.  Young couple Ash & Linda are on a romantic vacation in a remote cabin in the woods, which they assume has been abandoned.  Ash decides to play a cassette tape he finds, which turns out to be a recording of a professor, the cabin’s former inhabitant, reading from the Book of the Dead.  Demon possession ensues, and Ash must escape before he’s taken over by evil forces.  Meanwhile, the professor’s daughter is on her way to the cabin with her boyfriend and some local yokels who are serving as her reluctant guides.  When this party meets up with Ash, they all fight to survive the assault of the wicked spirits.
             It’s crazy that I’d never seen this movie until now.  Maybe I thought it was the first Evil Dead?  Since it’s so similar?  Whatever, I’m so glad I watched this; it’s far superior to the original.  It’s weirdly compelling and hilarious and weird and gory and strange and great.  And weird.