Sunday, November 10, 2013

Mini Reviews: 11/10/13


Maxed Out:  2006 indie documentary written and directed by James Scurlock, about the abusive practices of the credit card industry.  It posits that banks and creditors deliberately target people who are more likely to have issues paying off their debt, which leads to higher fees and profits for their companies, and that lawmakers have turned a blind eye to this issue. 
The interviews are almost unbelievable; for every person who didn’t read the fine print on their dizzying credit card agreement there’s another story of “liar’s loans” and NINJAs, like the disabled woman in a state nursing home who was sent an offer for a card with a $30K credit limit.  A particularly effective scene is the one that flips back and forth between debt collectors bragging and laughing about their tactics and the family of a woman who disappeared under mounting stress of unpaid credit cards and the calls she received.  Nearly everyone they interviewed either had relatives who committed suicide over their debt, or are contemplating it themselves.  Elizabeth Warren was interviewed when she was still a professor at Harvard, and her comments were particularly cutting:  "The best definition I have heard yet — and this is from a Vice President of MasterCard — is an individual who has a 'taste for credit,' i.e., someone 'willing to make minimum monthly payments — forever.' Now I know why, if I fail to pay off my balance in full, my credit limit is increased."
It’s devastating, but very well done.  Since this was released the Dodd-Frank financial reform bill was passed and then mostly trampled on, so there’s sort of been progress.  Kind of.  Not really.  See it, and then order your credit score.  For real.


The Bay:  2012 “found footage” horror movie directed by Barry Levinson and starring Kether Donohue, Kristen Conolly, Anthony Reynolds, and Michael Beasley.  The film opens with reporter Donna Thompson recounting the horrific events of a July 4th weekend in a cute little town on Chesapeake Bay; events that have since been swept under the rug by the government.  Two researchers had warned the town’s mayor about disturbing levels of toxicity in the water, which he ignored like a good politician would (can you tell I’ve just about had it with the middle-school slapfight that is our Congress?).  What results is a deadly plague of parasites that attack in the water.  Which is, like, everywhere.  Soon people are dying in droves, the town is shut down, the CDC is moving like molasses, and the remaining survivors are on a race to flee the area before being infected.
It’s quick, the pacing is excellent, it’s a nice ensemble horror movie (which I feel like is hard to pull off), and it’s actually scary.  Because something like this could totally happen, right?  I don’t know that I’d go out of my way to watch it again, but it was decent.  Aside from Donohue, that is.  She’s supposed to be the sympathetic survivor reflecting on all this tragedy and she spends most of her time onscreen pouting at the camera and playing with her tongue.


Stark Trek Into Darkness: 2013 sci fi action film directed by J. J. Abrams and starring Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, Benedict Cumberbatch and too many other awesome people to list here.  A meeting of senior Starfleet officials is attacked by a mysterious lone gunman, and Captain James T. Kirk convinces his superiors to let him chase after the dingus.  The remarkably strong and savage dingus, with a fake past and shadowy present.  When Kirk suspects some treachery afoot from within Starfleet command, he has to choose whether or not to trust this dangerous new potential ally.
                  Obviously I’m not doing the plot any justice with this summary.  I loved it, like I love most things Abrams.  Sure, it’s a little too hokey at times but I forgive it – the original series was built on hokey and I appreciate that it’s hung on to that a bit.  And it’s perhaps a little saccharine at times, yes.  But it’s a great action movie and I was more than willing to look past my minor quibbles and enjoy it immensely.  So.  If you’re into Star Trek then you’ve likely already seen it and formed your immutable opinion of it.  If you haven’t seen the newest incarnation of Trek, then I urge you to start with the 2009 reboot and go from there.  If you’re not into sci fi then you’ve probably already skipped this review.


Knuckleball!:  2012 documentary directed by Ricki Stern and Anne Sundberg, following the Major League knuckleball pitchers R. A. Dickey and Tim Wakefield in their 2011 season.  The knuckleball is a pitch beloved by fans of the quirkier aspects of baseball; it is thrown to minimize spin on the ball which makes its movement wildly unpredictable, it is much slower than the typical fastball pitch (60 mph versus 85 mph), and it’s damn near impossible to hit if thrown correctly.  It is a gift and a curse – difficult to control, to catch, and for umps to call.
The documentary starts with how Dickey and Wakefield each used the knuckleball to save their pitching careers.  It covers the history of the pitch, and how managers and catchers have coped with it or not over the years.  There is a little club of current and former knuckleballers, kind of a support group, and they get together and tell war stories, recall the power hitters they’ve frustrated (eat it, Jeter), and give each other tips since pitching coaches typically can’t help them much.
I really liked this, but then I love baseball.  You probably don’t need to know much about the sport to enjoy this movie, but it probably helps if you like it.


House at the End of the Street:  2012 psychological horror/thriller directed by Mark Tonderai and starring Jennifer Lawrence, Max Thieriot, Elizabeth Shue, and Gil Bellows.  Sarah (Shue) and her teenage daughter Elissa (Lawrence) have just moved to small town, recovering from a divorce and looking for a fresh start.  They find a huge, gorgeous property in the woods, which they can afford because the nearest house over was the scene of a murder – four years earlier young Carrie Anne brutally killed her parents and then escaped into the woods.  She supposedly drowned in a nearby river but since her body was never found local legend says she still wanders the forest like an evil Nell.
Carrie Anne’s brother Ryan survived the massacre and still lives in the family home, a social pariah who the rebellious Elissa immediately finds herself drawn to.  He’s quiet and shy and secretive, and wait – hold on – who is that young girl he’s clandestinely taking care of in his basement?
           It’s decent, not amazing.  It was a bit meandering at first.  I couldn’t see where it was headed, but not in a fun way.  Ohhhh, but then the twist is interesting!  I probably only like it because I think Shue and Lawrence are awesome.  Give it a go if you’re looking for something lightly scary and not too heavy.

 

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