Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Mini Reviews: 11/27/13


The Bad News Bears:  1976 comedy directed by Michael Ritchie and starring Walter Matthau, Tatum O’Neal, Jackie Earle Haley, Chris Barnes, and Erin Blunt.  Morris Buttermaker is an alcoholic former minor-league baseball player who is recruited by a local city councilman to coach his son’s little league team, the worst in the league.  Buttermaker recruits a few ringers to round out his motley crew, they slowly start improving, and set their sights on their archenemies, the Yankees, and the championship game.

It’s an awesome movie, even if you don’t like baseball.  It’s funny and weird; it’s like The Sandlot minus the saccharine nostalgia.  It deals honestly and openly with the competitive drive around parents living vicariously through their children – what happens when you preach the whole it-doesn’t-matter-if-you-win-or-lose trope and the kids get wise? The score suits it perfectly – a bunch of misfit kids fumbling their way through baseball games set to Carmen.  It’s a little offensive at times, and the last half hour is kind of depressing.  But totally worth seeing.  My favorite scene is when a pitcher is fed up with his coach and in retaliation he fields a ball and holds it to let the opposing team score– this goes out to every asshole parent or coach that cared more about winning than about how the game was played.



Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid:  1982 mystery-comedy directed by Carl Reiner and starring Steve Martin and Rachel Ward.  Here’s the pitch:  it’s a comedic send-up and homage to 1940s noir, complete with costumes by Edith Head, score by Miklos Rozsa, and incorporating footage from 18 different noir movies.  Seems like it would be right in my wheelhouse.

Sounds darb, right?  Eggs in the coffee?  But it was a trip for biscuits.  It took my favorite genre and turned it into screwball – the worrrrst.  Even my love of Steve Martin couldn’t keep me interested.




Thor:  2011 Marvel superhero movie directed by Kenneth Branagh and starring Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Anthony Hopkins, and Stellan Skarsgard.  The alien race of Asgard (think Norse mythology) has existed in an uneasy truce with its enemies the Frost Giants, and they guard the peace of the Nine Realms, which includes Earth.  When Thor, the son of the Asgard king and his presumptive heir, makes a bold retaliatory stroke against the Frost Giants he is sent to Earth as a mortal until he learns humility.  Thor’s chaotic, scheming brother Loki uses this as an opportunity to seize the throne, and sends an automaton to kill Thor, thus catching Earth in the crossfire.  Meanwhile, Thor is attempting to avoid capture by government agents and win his way back to his kingdom, all while making eyes at Natalie Portman.  Those dreamy, dreamy eyes.

It’s fine?  Really I just wanted a refresher on the Avengers backstory.  Hemsworth is awfully pretty, Hiddleston is perfect as Loki, Kat Dennings is funny in her small role; it’s entertaining and light and requires no thought or effort. 




Pet Sematary:  1989 horror adaptation of the Stephen King novel, directed by Mary Lambert and starring Dale Midkiff, Fred Gwynne, Denise Crosby, and Mike Hughes.  The Creed family – Louis & Rachel, their son Gage and daughter Ellie - has just moved to the small town of Ludlow, Maine.  They immediately befriend their elderly neighbor Jud, who shows them around their property, including a path through the woods to a pet cemetery.  A short time later, Louis is working at a university hospital when a young man is brought in with severe wounds and quickly dies.  That night the man’s ghost visits him and warns him about the dangers lurking in the cemetery.  When the family cat dies over Thanksgiving, Louis is distraught over how to break the news to his kids, and Jud convinces him to bury the cat in a hidden part of the cemetery – and the cat soon returns to the family home, but is somehow different.  Then a horrible tragedy occurs, and Louis is tempted to use the power of the cemetery again – but what will return from the cemetery if he does?

It’s okay.  It’s an interesting idea, and made me want to read the book, but the acting is mostly subpar, it’s not scary, and it went off on weird tangents too frequently.  Some of the side plots may have been left in because they had more significance in the book but seem like unnecessary distractions in the movie. 




The Central Park Five:  2012 documentary about the Central Park Jogger case, directed by Ken & Sarah Burns and David McMahon.  In April 1989, Trisha Meili was brutally raped, beaten, and left for dead in New York City’s Central Park.  Despite being only one of 3,254 rapes reported in the city in that year alone, it quickly gained national media attention due to the viciousness of the attack, and because Meili is white and a group of black teenage boys (Antron McCray, Kevin Richardson, Raymond Santana, Kharey Wise, and Yusef Salaam) were hastily charged with the crime.  Due to the trauma that Meili suffered she had no memory of the attack and could not identify the assailant(s).  The prosecution’s case against the five juveniles relied almost solely on their taped confessions, since there was no physical evidence linking them to the crime.  During the trial they all recanted their confessions, pointing out that they were held and interrogated for hours, were lied to by police, and did not understand what was happening.  They were all convicted and served out their full sentences.  It wasn’t until 2002 that another man confessed to the crime, which was confirmed with DNA.
           It’s a crushing, maddeningly upsetting documentary, and you should absolutely see it.  It’s understated, focusing mostly on interviews with the five men, all of who speak very openly and candidly about their experiences.  It was hard for me to imagine the tensions of 1980s New York, and I would have appreciated a little more of that historical context in the exposition, but that’s my only minor criticism.  It’s amazing.  Watch it.

 

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